Some people wear their heart on their sleeve… you wear yours on your bag. This jet-black tote is a bold declaration of your priorities: canine companions first, questionable human dates a distant second. Made from sturdy, everyday-ready fabric with the phrase “Dogs Before Dudes Always” printed loud and proud, it’s the perfect sidekick for grocery runs, park strolls, or smuggling dog treats in style.

Whether you’re heading to the farmer’s market or a dog-friendly café, this tote says exactly what you’re thinking—without you having to swipe left in real life.

P.S. Your dog approves. The dudes? Not so much.

• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length
• Open main compartment